Heaven knows that "the lower-middle portion of the food pyramid" could use some grassroots advertising … but I don’t think this video, made by two guys working in the produce section of an A&P, is it. You can’t beet the silly wordplay, however, and I think it’s a shame that the supermarket chain thinks it’s worth suing the boys for defamation in order to squash it. Lettuce give you an example:
Unlike our fruit, my body’s always in season.
Supplying organic rabe,
or just plain broccoli,
Some may say I don’t give a shiitake