“We’re never going to get anywhere if we insist on dividing this country into red fruits and blue fruits!”

PETA's smartest PR move ever may be hiring Free Range Studios, the geniuses behind The Meatrix, to co-produce their latest campaign, "The Road to the Greenhouse."

The go-vegetarian message is a lot more palatable when served up as a mock debate featuring the presidential candidates of both parties reimagined as vegetables  — among them Broccoli Obama, Celery Clinton, John Breadwards, Dennis KuSpinach, Mike Huckelberry, and Fruity Giuliani (who won't shut up about "7-11"). I could have done with out the tasteless cigar joke, but that's quibbling.

Bon appetit! 

 

 

3 Responsesto ““We’re never going to get anywhere if we insist on dividing this country into red fruits and blue fruits!””

  1. Jess says:

    Very cute! I doubt it will put anyone off a good burger, but at least they'll be entertained.

  2. tasterspoon says:

    The peanut gallery was kind of adorable.

  3. bri says:

    Fun! I love Fruity Giuliani who won't shut up about 7-11.