
Guest contributor Ali sent us this photo, which she took last fall in Pittsfield, MA. We worked on writing a caption for it, but got worn out after discussing the source of the paper, the type of ink, whether the printers were fairly paid, and what they should have eaten for lunch.
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Humor:

February 24th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
“Industrial angst by the bushel.”
February 24th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Supplementing locavores with ennui, a human complacency synthetic, safely pacifies common sense and serves as an important tool in limiting the development of community food systems.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
“St. Luis provides enough ennui. Buy local.”
February 24th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
What a rip off. The ennui I get at the grocery store only costs 25 cents a dozen.
February 24th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Want PCB’s with that?
February 24th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Free range local cynicism.
February 24th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
used to be just a “dime a dozen”…
February 24th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
RECALL NOTICE: recent ennui has proven unable to stand up on its own without drugs or prodding, and although we are certain ennui is safe–and indeed, healthy–for our school kids, we are asking families to destroy any industrially farmed ennui acquired in the last year.
February 25th, 2008 at 8:12 am
When you can’t be bothered to shop around.
February 25th, 2008 at 9:04 am
When plain ole apathy won’t do!
February 25th, 2008 at 9:10 am
~meh~
February 25th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Buy one, get one . . . . . wait. What?
February 25th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Cross-bred with indifference for shelf-stability. Good at least through the 2008 presidential election.
February 25th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Or you know. Whatever.
February 25th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
At least we can get one thing cheaper without outsourcing.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:06 am
sustainably produced by government oversight via capatured legistators. always organic.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Yeah, but what’s the unit?
February 26th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Sold by defeated and downtrodden citizens of a former mill town.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:10 am
*with purchase of genetically modified, industrial strength Midland/Odessa Ennui
February 27th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Because Downergate is just too costly…
February 28th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Local Ennui for Global Locals!!!
February 28th, 2008 at 1:45 am
LOCAL ENNUI FOR GLOBAL LOCALS