Helping out the Milk Board’s new PMS campaign
Men can get their PMS education on a new website "Everything I Do Is Wrong." Women may find the site confusing at first glance: "Who's supposed to buy the milk for whom?" "Can milk really help my clueless, bumbling husband?"
To reduce consumer confusion, I offer a tool designed right here in California's dairy country, in an historic brothel that has endured its share of hormonal cycles. This educational t-shirt adds three simple words to the famous "Got Milk?" slogan that should really help the dairy industry get its PMS message across.
Buy the shirt today to help build the market for PMS-reducing milk. Rest assured that t-shirt proceeds will go to a good cause: bulk milk purchases for the women living in the brothel, and six months of therapy for us to recover from the new milk campaign. Available while supplies last, or until we get the cease-and-desist letter!
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